Desi Sardar Joke
Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?
Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster
lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek
ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain -
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patient to
Doctor : Apne
nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte
he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor : Janta
hoon, thhapad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi
sunai di thi..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
7 reasons why I chose Engineering!
1) I hate 2 Rest
2) I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3) I love tension.
4) I dont want to spend time with family..
5) I want to take revenge from myself
6) I love to study on Sundays & holidays too...
7) Pass hone ki khushi bardasht nahi hoti thi yar, kasam se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Koun Si Situation Hai, Jisme Mard 10 Minutes Mein Thak Jata Hai
Aur Aurat Ganto Karne Ke Baad Bhi Nahi Thakti
Socho ? Shopping YAR
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gaya
Tanki Per Qawwa Betha Tha
Pathan Jaldi Se Neeche Utra
Or Seerhi Hata K Bola:
Beta Mai To Utar Gaya
Tu Kese Ayega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)