Brought a new car

Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 873 views
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