Super Faadu Joke
Super Faadu Joke
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ek khoobsurat Larki k sath sath kutta chal rha tha…
Pass se guzrte Larke ne dekh kr kaha: -
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Ladka:- “Aap dono behan – bhai hain?”
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Larki : – “Aap ko hm dono me se kon pasand hai?”
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Larka : – “yaqeenan tum ”
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Larki : – to phir is k liye apni behanLe Aao,
Hamaray yhaan nanad ko bhabhi bnane ka riwaz chalta hai
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Ladka Shocke – Ladki Rocksss
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 944 views
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