Agar Koi Pathan App Ko Daikh Ke Muskurae Tou Iska Kya Mutlab Hai?
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Apki
DEMAND Abhi Baki Hai Mere Dost..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views

girls are smart

Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

100 me se sirf 99 kam the

Santa circket kheal kar aya.
Banta :kitne runs bane the?
Santa:century hone me sirf 99 runs baqi the aur me out ho gia.
Banta:shit yar so close

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

wife hit her husband

wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to interviewwer

# Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Letter from husband

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)