Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

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