Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi Kyun K
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?Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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