Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr

Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.

Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: BV se

Dost herat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tmhari jo hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 890 views
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