BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter
BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter
I’ll give you gold equal the weight of your daughter.
SHEIKH: Give me some time.
BOY: To think about it?
SHEIKH: No! To increase my daughter’s weight.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 516 views
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