Besa:abu idher aao.
Maan:besa abu ko izat se bolte hain
beta:abu izat se idher aao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 777 views

Khas mashwara

Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)





suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain

magar

hum ap ko khona nai chahte.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

23 number bus

Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
.
1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
.
Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

For pepsi "shahru

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don"t worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.1 Funny Bhikari Aaya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,Paise Kamaye Or Taxi Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)