Numbr 1 Sport
A woman, while touring a small South
American country was shown a
bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our
number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that
revolting?" "No," the guide replied, "revolting is
our number two sport.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 1089 views
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