Soch raha huin ki usa ghum

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon

Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhaka

Ak Admi khare Khare Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa usy Ghur Sy Dekhte Hoye Bola: Bhai Sahib Ap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhaka Lagaon…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Purane waqaton main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
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Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
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Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----

Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .

M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Biwi nind me jor se

Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... ||

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto

Love k chakar may mat Pdna "Dosto
Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
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...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
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Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end
main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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