Shadi Shuda Mard
Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views
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