Yeh hathiyaar kya hota

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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