A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door
A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door
Reporter:"kya aapke toothpest me namak
hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali.. kal ko puchegi kya
aapke shampoo me garam masala hai.. ?? :/
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Pappu Rocks Repoter shocks..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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