A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door.

A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 818 views

Y do u prefer

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over
postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So Simple Yaar.

NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila. :-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mom son

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)