Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre

Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?

Bivi Ne Tanzya kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai

Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 931 views

1 Sardar: Oh yar me bari mushkil me hon,

1 Sardar: Oh yar me bari mushkil me hon,
Meri biwi mujh say ek pappi ka Ek rupia leti hy.
2nd sardar: Yar tu to lucky hy,
Auron se to wo
5 rupay leti hy.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba

Khayber Pakhton Khuwa Ki Manzori K Baad
Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba,,
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“Nuswar Ko Qomi Phal Karar Dia Jaey”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Class

English Class-

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night

Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi :D :p

G.nyt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per

1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)