Santa: Wife Agar Husband Ko Naukar Smajhe To Husband Ko Kya Karna Chaiye ?
Banta: Zayda Kuch Nahi
Do Char Ghar Aur Dekh Lene Chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1216 views

Sardar

A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Technological Mistake

Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
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"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka naam is tarha hote..

Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,

Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,

Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)