Santa: pappa agar main exam
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Chand pe likh du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...
Ek to mera haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put
BSNL,thank u 4caling
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota. ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai…
Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
'
Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???
BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Chuha (Rat) Sharab K
Glass Me Gir Gaya...
Wahan Se Ek Billi Guzar Rhi
Thi To Chuhe Ne
Billi Se Kaha K
Mujhy Yahan Se Nikalo
Phir Chahy Mujhy Kha
Lena.
Billi Ne Laat Mari Or Glass
Gira Diya.
Chuha Nikal Kr Bhaga Or Bil
Me Ghus Gya
Billi Na Kaha : Jhooty,
Dhokybaaz, Tum To Keh
Rahy Thy K Mujhy Nikalo,
Beshak Mjhy Phir
Kha Lena...
Chooha Muskuraya Or
Bola : Jaan Naraz Mat
Hona, Us Waqt
Main Sharab K Nashy Me
Tha..
by pinkey (few years ago!)
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)