1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!) / 744 views

Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bemari aur Dolat

1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:
tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.
Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai
DOLAT BOLI:
KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,
Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Rishta tor dia

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

10-10 bacche

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)