Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein
Pathan Hotel Me Rost Khanay K Baad Haddi Chba Rha Tha..
Paas Mei Beitha “Punjabi” Daal Kha Rha Tha..Usne Pathan Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pucha:
Khan ! Tumharey Area Me “Kuttay” Kya Khatay Hain?
Pathan: Daal
Moral:Pathan B Point Maar Sakte Hein
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