Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views

Past tense

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya

1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya

aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.

”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy

WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dard kahan hai

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail
batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,
then touches her earlobe and says here, then
touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai,
teri finger mien dard hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)