Ek din Court mein Judge

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

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