Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka

Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
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Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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