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Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 501 views
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