Raavan Bhi Darta Hai

Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,

Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,

Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye”
Ram: “Par Kyun?”

Ravan: “Kuch Nahi Bas Bye”
Ram: “Arrey Bata To Hua Kya?”

Ravan: “Yaar, Tune To Chhoti Si Baat Par Rajnikant Ko Bula Liya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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kaun banega crorepati ?
1 crore ka sawaal wo dono kaun
hain???
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jo nokia mobile onn karne par
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Shohar Ne Aik Tukrra Lia Aur Biwi Se Phoocha:
Kia Ye Tum Ne Khod Banaia Hay

Biwi:
Haa Q

Husband:
Bohut Khoob Tum Ne Is Cake May Kia Kia Daala Hay

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Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
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Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?

Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo

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Tumhara Piyara

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“SAABUN”..:-)

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