What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 917 views
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