keep the money

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 796 views
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