1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha
1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha.
1 Din “D” K School Me Sports Day Tha Or Wo Apne Baap Ko B Sath Le Gaya.
Jab “D” Recing Me Dor Raha Tha To Us Ka Baap Chilaya:
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
Run-D,
Run-D ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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