1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views
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