Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 857 views

Shirt mujh se jal gai.

Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai

Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”

Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”

Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Desh Aur Videsh

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Character kharb ho ga

Miss:agr apna character acha karna ho to apni har teacher ko maan samjho
student:lakin miss is se to hamare abu ka character kharab ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)