Pyar Mein Dooba Esa Ki Time Ka Pata Na Chala
Santa Ki Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Subha Santa Ki Biwi Bade Pyar Se Use Boli
Biwi: “Janu, Hamari Shaadi Ko 24 Gante Ho Chuke Hai”
Santa Romantic Mood Mein: “Haan, Aur Dekho Aisa Lagta Hai Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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OYE .. !
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bheja,
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itne
itne
itne
itne
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For exmpale
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