Government School Ki Ladkiya Mat Fasao

Premi Joda Macdonalds Mein Bethe Thhe.

Ladka: “Kya Khao Gi Sweet Heart?”

Ladki: “Naan Tikki Hi Mangva Lo.”

Moral: Aur Phassao Government School Ki Ladkiya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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