Government School Ki Ladkiya Mat Fasao
Premi Joda Macdonalds Mein Bethe Thhe.
Ladka: “Kya Khao Gi Sweet Heart?”
Ladki: “Naan Tikki Hi Mangva Lo.”
Moral: Aur Phassao Government School Ki Ladkiya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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