Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1177 views

Shagird (maths k teacher say)

Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.

Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai

Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum nai

Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar: Interveo deny gaia,

Sardar:

Interveo deny gaia,

Officer:

Tmhari talem keia,

Sardar:

L . L . K . M . P .

Officer:

Ye kon’c digri he,

Sardar:

Lamk làmk k metrik pas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

In exam hall a girl 2 santa

In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi."

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

"The"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)