Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 545 views

She Had The Ticket

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?

Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Garmiyon Mein Ek Din Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai.

Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Se Bola

Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?”

Santa: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost apny friend say:

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Daad and son

Dad:"Give me ur Mobile
for a
Minute..
.
Son:"Wait dad, Let me
Switch it
on..
.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received
delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
.
Son:"Here it is.
.
Dad:"Thanx I Just want
to see the
time..
.
Son:"Daaaad..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)