A blonde is missing for three days. Her husband is very worried and searches for her everywhere, calls the cops, but nothing turns up. On the third day the blonde shows up at home and her husband opens his eyes widely and looks at her in disbelief. He starts talking to her:
- Where have you been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!

- I was kidnapped, and they kept me for a week!

- Wait, you've only gone for three days!

- I know silly, but I have to go back for another four!

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2186 views

Liver and Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Pathan School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Sir:
Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Aao

Pathan:
Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aankhey Band Karney Par

Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai

Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se

Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se:
Bhai Speed Slow Karo,
Mere 17 Chotay Chotay Bachay Hain.

Taxi Driver:Kanjra.
Apni Speed Vekhi Aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Katrina Kaif Ki Coffee me

Katrina Kaif Ki Coffee me ek Machhar Gir gaya...

wo Bina Dekhe Use Pee Gayi...

Toh Machhar K Baap Ne Katrina ko aisa kya Kaha,
ki wo Behosh ho gayi...

Socho
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Tumare pEt me
mera baccha hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)