Pappu nhi sudhrega ...

Pappu nhi sudhrega ...........
Pappu : Mumy papa na nokrani k
saath. . .

Mom ( bat ko bich me hi kat'te huye) : Bus beta tmharay papa aaye to unke saamnay mujhay batana. . . me aaj dekh lungi unhay. . .

Sham ko jab pappu k papa aaye?!!!

Mom: Haan beta aap subha kya keh rhay thay?

Pappu:
Wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rahay thay jo baju walay uncle aap k saath kartay hain :D :-P

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