usne khud kushi ker li
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 806 views
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