SARDAR: KAL HUM N
SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA
BOY: WO KASAY?
SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 884 views
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