Student
4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain
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