Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views

BoyFrnd on msg

BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kar Rahi ho…….??
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GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & You……??
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Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu Kamini.. =DD
boy RocKZ..-.. Girl Shock

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Birth day gift

Girl:meri birth day hai kia gift do ge?
Shaikh:kia chahye?
Girl:ring
shaikh:ring dounga par attand nai karna balance kam hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

yehi koi 12 kilo

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”

Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Routine Check Up In Chandni Bar

Doctor: Aapko pata hai sharab peena haanikaarak hai…. aur is baarey main mujhe aapse baith kar baat karni hai.

Patient: Theek hai doctor, Sham ko chandni bar mein milte hain wahan baithte hain……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)