Sheikh Saab Hajj Pe Gaye
Sheikh Saab Hajj Pe Gaye
Aur Dua Mangne Lagay.
“Ya Allah!
Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar Dae
Ya Fair Mera 3 Lakh Wapis Karde
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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