Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 809 views
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
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Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol..
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All is fail !
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Pathan : 1 0ver Main Kitne Balls Pehke Jate Hai.
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Punjabi : 6
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Pathan : Galat Jawab 1 0ver Main 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Pehke Jate Hai.:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast.
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Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi
Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha. Santa Rikshaw
Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “ Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai ”
Banta: “ Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa
Dikhta Hai..!!
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I want to be the next president of the USA.
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Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.
Bachha: “” Agar Bacha ChahiyeTo Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana “
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