1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

Charsi:
Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views
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