Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha
Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai.
Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 924 views

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa & Banta watching match Dhoni

Santa & Banta watching match
Dhoni ne 6 mari

Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nhi CRICKET me hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maths vich fail kyu hoya

Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kids 2 Mom

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Insan Ban Jao

Agar Koi Aap ko Kahy...


"Oye Insaan Ban Jao"

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.To Aik Baar Koshish zaror kr lena

Baqi Allah Ki Marzi.

by Yasir Shahzad (few years ago!)