Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1804 views

What comes first

Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?

Student: Obviously Moon.

Lecturer: How?.. Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai

Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola

Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”

Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”

Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kabhi socha na tha

Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.



Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”

Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

really girls r very smart

really girls r very smart…. ;)

girl: apple ka rate kya hai…???

shopkeeper: 100rs ke 10…

kuch kam kro na plz…..
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shopkeeper: acha ap 80 ke 8 le lo….
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girl: thank U… yeh hui na baat… dedo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)