pichle 6 mahino mein tumne
boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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