punjabi
Punjabi Bank me 500 ka note jama karny gaya!
Banker: Ye note to nakli hai!
Punjabi: Oh, my God is ka matlb hai wo Pathan meri
Free me Gaand mar gaya.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1332 views
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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??
Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.
Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Exam Me Ek Larki Larky Se:
"Excuse Me Bhai Jaan."
Larka Ghusse Se:
Paper Ny Pehly Hi Pagal Kiya Hua Hai,
Ek Tum Confuse Kerny Aa Gain,
Ya Bhai Kaho
Ya Jaan Kaho.. ;-) :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se
5000 sal
pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
.
.
.
Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Tum Tu kehtay thy k shaadi k baad bhi Tum muJh se bohat pyar karo gay!!
Husband: Haan, mujhe kya pata tha k Tumhari shadi mujh se hi Hojaye gi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You can’t touch the same water
twice,because the flow that has
passed will never pass again..
Enjoy every moment of life..
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Went 2 Temple
Seein D People Puttin Coins In 2 d Box
Sardar Said:
Wah!!Its Amazin..
People Talkin 2 GOD Thro
Coin Phone Without Reciever!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tumhara Parmanent Address Kya Hai?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Ji, Facebook.Com“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
by A. Sami (few years ago!)