A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 771 views

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Soch hai apni apni

Wo kon si stution hai jis me mard 15 min me thak jata hai aur aurat sochti hai karta rahe


nai pata


shoping o bhai teri soch ko salam

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

No Women For Pathan

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)