A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views

Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha
tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha
bhae ye konsa janwar hai
tota bola: pathan hai saala

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

April Fool ! Wo To Papa Hain

Bacha On 1st April:
Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mama: Abhi Ja Kar Main Us Ka Dimag Thek Karti Hun

Bacha : Haha April Fool
Woh To Papa Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blood

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)