Movie Dekh Kar Bhi Kuch Seekh Sakte Hai Kya?

Movie Dekhne Ke Baad Pappu Ka Dost Pappu Se
Puchta Hai.
Dost: “Titanic Dekh Kar Kya Sikha?”
Pappu: “Sikha Vikha Kuch Nahi,
Abhi Tak Soch Raha Hoon Ki Aise Mast Moke Par Bhi
Koi Painting Kaise Kar Sakta Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 550 views
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