Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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