Angel and a Devil
Angle Said:
I Can’t Be Everywhere To Help U..
So I Created MOTHER…
Devil Replied: Me Too Can’t Be Everywhere.. So I Created
MOTHER-IN-LAW
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 827 views
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