Teacher: Accha baccho batao
Teacher: Accha baccho batao ek haath mein kitni ungliyan hoti hai…..
Student: Teacher 6 ungliyan hoti hai…..
Teacher: Haramkhor chaddi se hath bhi bahar nikal liya kar kabhi……
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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